To Jesus, "Thank God you never wore socks with sandals!"
To Louis Armstrong, "Would you please clear your throat."
To Billy Joel, "Date a Jewish Girl, would you please."
To Moses, "Roman numerals? Are you kidding me?"
To Madonna's father, "Well?"
What happens when Mr. Midtown moves to an isolated acre in the Great Northern Catskills? It's Inconceivable!
