Second of Three Songs Inspired by True Events

#2 Wal-Mart Mama
by Steve Marshall Cohen
Copyright 2014

(To a country rhythm)

Oh I love my Wal-Mart mama
Oh I love my Wal-Mart mama
She goes shopping in her pajama
She goes shopping in her pajama

(background vocal): And what did she come to buy?

She got a cart full of cheese whiz and blonde hair dye
Cart’s piled high with bacon, chips and cherry pie
Cases of  Banquet Coors for her guy
Jerkys and turkeys and now you know why…

Oh, I love my Wal-Mart mama
She goes shopping in her pajama
She’s my Wal-Mart mama
She shops in fuzzy slippers and her pajama!

(background vocal): And what did she come to buy?

She buyin’ a tablecloth? – no, it’s a sweater!
Whatever she wants – you’d better let her!
Whatever she points at – you just go get ‘er
Watch them boys – they just wanna hit ‘er

Oh, She looks very cool in the checkout line

Too many items – she can’t count to nine!
She’s in no hurry – yeah, she takes her time
That big ole’ Wal-Mart mama of mine!