What's in a back cover?

The delay is the back cover. Bookbaby, the company i chose to convert my .doc to .mobi and epub, is having trouble with the back cover. Because it is one piece of art,  ereader functions won't work and so we have recreated the back cover as interior pages.  Alas, delay.

So much about a book is sold by its cover. Therefore, naked breasts! Better yet - naked breasts in public! - better yet - in moonlight!

The back page portrait of the author:  photo, sketch, cartoon, silhouette? Bio: leave it in, take it out, how long, what to mention, where do I live and what do I type on.

It was all set-in-stone-submit-as-required-format, ready-to-roll, go-with-it, locked-in release on November 27. What can go wrong, did go wrong!  Mr. Murphy, a free copy of Inconceivable! is on its way to you!

The back cover of Inconceivable!