You Never Know How Many Friends You Got...

...until Mountain Jam comes along in June:

Lost your number -- hey, you found it when MJ rolled around!

Long time to see -- you got lonely just in time for MJ?

Let's do lunch -- sure,  coincidence that MJ is in full swing?

I'm in the neighborhood -- yeah, after driving 3 hours to MJ;

Did you ever find my mittens? -- you need them in June, when MJ is rockin?

It's me, Joe! -- Joe who?  The Joe that cancelled 3 ski days in March!

I broke up my girlfriend! -- in order to save the cost of a MJ pass?

Can I borrow a tent  ... to put up on your lawn? -- who are you, Ghaddafi?

...and it's is only Saturday morning.  Let's see who else decides they're my friend this weekend!