Three Helpful Hints for Living in the GNC, (learned by personal experience in the last three days)

1. If you leave your shoes outside on the porch overnight, be sure to shake them out before you put them on in the morning.
   
2. Try as you might with any combination of solvents, deodorizers, detergents or other old-wives-tales remedies, nothing removes skunk spray.
   
3. To avoid roadkill, either witnessing the aftermath or causing it, don't go anywhere in a car.